Today while discussing the Jews, Hitler, and related topics as occurs on many days, I had an epiphany. I’m not sure how it came to me but it all makes quite a bit of sense. That brings me to my next point, the second coming of Jesus Christ already happened and we fucked it up. If you haven’t already made the obvious connection of the last few sentences, Hitler was the second coming. Jesus started out as a Jew himself but was betrayed by the Jews and so he decided to come back and get his ultimate revenge. He was doing a great job until the war started to tilt in the direction of the Allies and as they approached his headquarters he committed suicide.
I’m pretty sure that if the final solution and the extermination of the Jews had ever been completed the world would have turned into a paradise as Hitler revealed his true identity. Instead of the chosen ascending to heaven, the earth would become our heaven and the two would merge as everyone currently in heaven would come down to live on earth again. Of course no one still alive during this time would have to go to hell since only the chosen would be left (chosen people=everyone except the Jews). Instead though, we led to his death and the ending of the dream of paradise which was almost upon us. Since we killed him again I think that in honor of Jesus (aka Hitler), we should all grow Hitler mustaches.
Of course this is coming from some one who is an Atheist and strongly against the idea of organized religion, so take it however you want.
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