Today while discussing the Jews, Hitler, and related topics as occurs on many days, I had an epiphany. I’m not sure how it came to me but it all makes quite a bit of sense. That brings me to my next point, the second coming of Jesus Christ already happened and we fucked it up. If you haven’t already made the obvious connection of the last few sentences, Hitler was the second coming. Jesus started out as a Jew himself but was betrayed by the Jews and so he decided to come back and get his ultimate revenge. He was doing a great job until the war started to tilt in the direction of the Allies and as they approached his headquarters he committed suicide.
I’m pretty sure that if the final solution and the extermination of the Jews had ever been completed the world would have turned into a paradise as Hitler revealed his true identity. Instead of the chosen ascending to heaven, the earth would become our heaven and the two would merge as everyone currently in heaven would come down to live on earth again. Of course no one still alive during this time would have to go to hell since only the chosen would be left (chosen people=everyone except the Jews). Instead though, we led to his death and the ending of the dream of paradise which was almost upon us. Since we killed him again I think that in honor of Jesus (aka Hitler), we should all grow Hitler mustaches.
Of course this is coming from some one who is an Atheist and strongly against the idea of organized religion, so take it however you want.
March 17, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Stop being stupid.
March 17, 2007 at 12:52 pm
stupid fuck
March 17, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I read the first few lines, that was enough. What you bin smoking?
Jesus Christ was peaceful
Hitler was not
End of dude
March 17, 2007 at 12:56 pm
lol thats the shit man.
March 17, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Don’t be a retard.
“I’m pretty sure that if the final solution and the extermination of the Jews had ever been completed the world would have turned into a paradise as Hitler revealed his true identity.”
touch of the mel gibson syndrome maybe?
so the world would be a paradise without jews, gays, blacks and gypsies?
you rascist twat.
March 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm
You fucking bitch stop taking drugs!!!
March 17, 2007 at 1:03 pm
lol… just read the disclaimer. feel a bit of a twat now…
March 17, 2007 at 1:07 pm
My god you’re all fucking idiots.
Yes the guy seriously lacks a sense of humor, so there you go blaming it on drugs!
My advise, the lot of you, original poster and all further comments – START taking drugs and don’t stop till you’re all corpses.
March 17, 2007 at 1:28 pm
This makes no sense anyway jesus didn’t beleive in revenge you know, with all tht “turn the other cheek” jazz. It just sounds like u been taking a whole shitstorm of drugs u racist, bigeted hippy
March 17, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I have no idea if your serious or just trying to get a good laugh. If you serious then lol wtf, Hitler was not the second coming of Jesus “defiantly not” bud. If your joking then – lol that’s some funny shit. I am religious but also have a sense of humor about religion. I know 2 in one huh. What are the odds?
March 17, 2007 at 1:45 pm
i can see where you’r coming from and how without jews we’d have a more peaceful world. don’t think god would send a murderer to do the job tho.
March 17, 2007 at 1:49 pm
you’re just retarted mate, i’m all for a good joke (especially the ones that aren’t very PC….)
but thats just shite mate, get a fucking grip, i’d be ashamed to right that (and no because of the anti-semetic part)
once more…you’re a retard
March 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm
i never thought of it that way. an interesting epiphany.. but really, i wouldn’t want heaven on earth, because that would mean that jesus and god are real and i really don’t like that religion shit either.
adults with imaginary friends are stupid.. religion is the reason for all the world’s problems, including why i can’t get laid at the moment.
fuck you, jesus. at least hitler had style and a nice haircut.
March 17, 2007 at 2:07 pm
YES!! Well Said!
March 17, 2007 at 2:15 pm
ha ha ha, very funny point of view man, aint it funny how anti sematism is funny again!! But remember sometimes u have to b a biggot to bring down bigger biggots!
March 17, 2007 at 2:27 pm
ur a fucking jackass
March 17, 2007 at 3:08 pm
fucking ass
March 17, 2007 at 3:14 pm
HAHA, it’s funny how people get offended by this kinda thing.
The whole Jesus story is gay.
March 17, 2007 at 3:33 pm
^^ gd come bak. did u get help wit that one. all you posters who take this shit seriously are all as fuckin stupid as people who actually believe that there is a heaven and that if they follow some bullshit fairy tell prob written buy some pot smokin jokers way bak when then they’ll get in.
p.s gd post avsky but i like the jesus look.
March 17, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Of course if there is a God – Your in deep sh*t now!
But seriously how is writing a load of crap worth anyone’s time (especially yours)?
March 17, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Dude You do realise hitler killed more non jews than jews, the only reason jews are always mentioned in world war two is because they were the only people that didnt have their own country in europe and lived everywhere. If slavic people (those native to russia, poland, chek republik slovenia bulgaria bosnia serbia, croatia, ukrain, and the majority of the eastern states) didnt have their own religion and lived everywhere like the jews did, then the world war would mention slavic people. you understand? when they say for example 8 million jews died, they counted all the jews from all the countries they lived in, but when you say 2 million polish people died they only count polish residents, but if they say slavic people died then it would be round 25 million. i hope u understand now that hitler was just an ashole with some bumfluff under his nose!!!
March 17, 2007 at 5:59 pm
It’s interesting how noone would complain if you said…. oh….I don’t know…..that the Easter Bunny is a pedophile. Most people wouldn’t care, but as soon as you refer to THE fairy tale, people shit directly in their pants and force you to smell it. Victors write the history books, religion is for people who lack intellegence, and for Christ’s sake, JESUS CHRIST NEVER EXISTED!!!!
Just out of curiousity, how exactly is this anti-semetic? EXACTLY.
March 17, 2007 at 6:40 pm
THATS FREAKIN AWESOME!!! ITS SO TRUE AND MAKES SO MUCH SENCE!! my life finaly has meaning, to spread the word of hitler and try to create a society of his followers! yes! thankyou so much!
March 17, 2007 at 7:50 pm
that doesn’t make sense since Hitler’s basis of religion fell to the ancient pagan rites of the Germans. If you hadn’t noticed most of the nazi symbology are re appropriated from ancient runes and symbols (SS symbol, iron cross, swastika, etc) one of the main motivations of the Nazi party was to bring Germany to power in the “rightful” third Reich (1000 year reign) of the fatherland in order to propagate the superiority of the Aryan race and CULTURE OF BELIEF over Europe. this in no way associates with Christianity or any Judea Christian beliefs , in fact one of hiller’s main reasons for a hatred of the Jews was the fact that they were descended from Arab blood and not Aryan and carried a belief from a region considered by the Nazis to be an abberation and an affront to the “old gods”.
you might want to do a little more research before you write something up like this as it is very one dimensional.
March 17, 2007 at 7:51 pm
oh btw: also I am an athiest too- so I wrote that out of a non religious perspective
March 17, 2007 at 8:47 pm
I heard hitler had a small penis.
March 18, 2007 at 3:26 am
I heard Hitler killed himself.
March 18, 2007 at 4:33 am
I heard jesus was only made out of gods pinky toe, the most wothless toe,
hitler he came straight from gods heart
thats right everybody, god now hates minorities
March 20, 2007 at 1:17 am
this was one of the worst articles i’ve ever read. It’s people like you that make states have the death penalty…The jews have been through enough already without you saying that god feels they deserve it
March 20, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Yeah..
I read the disclaimer before the post.. But it isn’t just enough. I Hate organized religion myself.. But you need a far better disclaimer than that to dicredit yourself.
Don’t be an ass.
April 4, 2007 at 7:29 am
you have issues dude.
I wouldn’t be surprised if you burn in hell for all eternity for this.
Oh, and If that does happen, I’ll be laughing my head off.
August 21, 2007 at 1:01 am
Dude, seriously, lay off the drugs. I read the disclaimer, but still. I won’t say anything horrible at the moment, but go get a job and/or get better things to do. Heck, I don’t even know why I even considered reading your article. Give me my minute of my life back.