1/23/07 – Jesus’ Second Coming

Today while discussing the Jews, Hitler, and related topics as occurs on many days, I had an epiphany. I’m not sure how it came to me but it all makes quite a bit of sense. That brings me to my next point, the second coming of Jesus Christ already happened and we fucked it up. If you haven’t already made the obvious connection of the last few sentences, Hitler was the second coming. Jesus started out as a Jew himself but was betrayed by the Jews and so he decided to come back and get his ultimate revenge. He was doing a great job until the war started to tilt in the direction of the Allies and as they approached his headquarters he committed suicide.

I’m pretty sure that if the final solution and the extermination of the Jews had ever been completed the world would have turned into a paradise as Hitler revealed his true identity. Instead of the chosen ascending to heaven, the earth would become our heaven and the two would merge as everyone currently in heaven would come down to live on earth again. Of course no one still alive during this time would have to go to hell since only the chosen would be left (chosen people=everyone except the Jews). Instead though, we led to his death and the ending of the dream of paradise which was almost upon us. Since we killed him again I think that in honor of Jesus (aka Hitler), we should all grow Hitler mustaches.

Of course this is coming from some one who is an Atheist and strongly against the idea of organized religion, so take it however you want.

32 Responses to “1/23/07 – Jesus’ Second Coming”

  1. CT Says:

    Stop being stupid.

  2. RK Says:

    stupid fuck

  3. Peter Woods Says:

    I read the first few lines, that was enough. What you bin smoking?

    Jesus Christ was peaceful
    Hitler was not

    End of dude

  4. ash Says:

    lol thats the shit man.

  5. Renton Says:

    Don’t be a retard.
    “I’m pretty sure that if the final solution and the extermination of the Jews had ever been completed the world would have turned into a paradise as Hitler revealed his true identity.”

    touch of the mel gibson syndrome maybe?
    so the world would be a paradise without jews, gays, blacks and gypsies?
    you rascist twat.

  6. Ichigo Says:

    You fucking bitch stop taking drugs!!!

  7. Renton Says:

    lol… just read the disclaimer. feel a bit of a twat now…

  8. J.C. 2007AD Says:

    My god you’re all fucking idiots.
    Yes the guy seriously lacks a sense of humor, so there you go blaming it on drugs!
    My advise, the lot of you, original poster and all further comments – START taking drugs and don’t stop till you’re all corpses.

  9. Shiny Mc Says:

    This makes no sense anyway jesus didn’t beleive in revenge you know, with all tht “turn the other cheek” jazz. It just sounds like u been taking a whole shitstorm of drugs u racist, bigeted hippy

  10. Aguynamedandrew Says:

    I have no idea if your serious or just trying to get a good laugh. If you serious then lol wtf, Hitler was not the second coming of Jesus “defiantly not” bud. If your joking then – lol that’s some funny shit. I am religious but also have a sense of humor about religion. I know 2 in one huh. What are the odds?

  11. Blarg Says:

    i can see where you’r coming from and how without jews we’d have a more peaceful world. don’t think god would send a murderer to do the job tho.

  12. yourafuckingretard Says:

    you’re just retarted mate, i’m all for a good joke (especially the ones that aren’t very PC….)
    but thats just shite mate, get a fucking grip, i’d be ashamed to right that (and no because of the anti-semetic part)

    once more…you’re a retard

  13. avsky Says:

    i never thought of it that way. an interesting epiphany.. but really, i wouldn’t want heaven on earth, because that would mean that jesus and god are real and i really don’t like that religion shit either.

    adults with imaginary friends are stupid.. religion is the reason for all the world’s problems, including why i can’t get laid at the moment.

    fuck you, jesus. at least hitler had style and a nice haircut.

  14. Wocka Blocka! Says:

    YES!! Well Said!

  15. Punk__init Says:

    ha ha ha, very funny point of view man, aint it funny how anti sematism is funny again!! But remember sometimes u have to b a biggot to bring down bigger biggots!

  16. Josh Says:

    ur a fucking jackass

  17. redemotion Says:

    fucking ass

  18. Guitar_Klown Says:

    HAHA, it’s funny how people get offended by this kinda thing.
    The whole Jesus story is gay.

  19. yakuza Says:

    ^^ gd come bak. did u get help wit that one. all you posters who take this shit seriously are all as fuckin stupid as people who actually believe that there is a heaven and that if they follow some bullshit fairy tell prob written buy some pot smokin jokers way bak when then they’ll get in.

    p.s gd post avsky but i like the jesus look.

  20. Editor Says:

    Of course if there is a God – Your in deep sh*t now!

    But seriously how is writing a load of crap worth anyone’s time (especially yours)?

  21. Gman Says:

    Dude You do realise hitler killed more non jews than jews, the only reason jews are always mentioned in world war two is because they were the only people that didnt have their own country in europe and lived everywhere. If slavic people (those native to russia, poland, chek republik slovenia bulgaria bosnia serbia, croatia, ukrain, and the majority of the eastern states) didnt have their own religion and lived everywhere like the jews did, then the world war would mention slavic people. you understand? when they say for example 8 million jews died, they counted all the jews from all the countries they lived in, but when you say 2 million polish people died they only count polish residents, but if they say slavic people died then it would be round 25 million. i hope u understand now that hitler was just an ashole with some bumfluff under his nose!!!

  22. dicknutz Says:

    It’s interesting how noone would complain if you said…. oh….I don’t know…..that the Easter Bunny is a pedophile. Most people wouldn’t care, but as soon as you refer to THE fairy tale, people shit directly in their pants and force you to smell it. Victors write the history books, religion is for people who lack intellegence, and for Christ’s sake, JESUS CHRIST NEVER EXISTED!!!!

    Just out of curiousity, how exactly is this anti-semetic? EXACTLY.

  23. fire Says:

    THATS FREAKIN AWESOME!!! ITS SO TRUE AND MAKES SO MUCH SENCE!! my life finaly has meaning, to spread the word of hitler and try to create a society of his followers! yes! thankyou so much!

  24. wolf Says:

    that doesn’t make sense since Hitler’s basis of religion fell to the ancient pagan rites of the Germans. If you hadn’t noticed most of the nazi symbology are re appropriated from ancient runes and symbols (SS symbol, iron cross, swastika, etc) one of the main motivations of the Nazi party was to bring Germany to power in the “rightful” third Reich (1000 year reign) of the fatherland in order to propagate the superiority of the Aryan race and CULTURE OF BELIEF over Europe. this in no way associates with Christianity or any Judea Christian beliefs , in fact one of hiller’s main reasons for a hatred of the Jews was the fact that they were descended from Arab blood and not Aryan and carried a belief from a region considered by the Nazis to be an abberation and an affront to the “old gods”.
    you might want to do a little more research before you write something up like this as it is very one dimensional.

  25. wolf Says:

    oh btw: also I am an athiest too- so I wrote that out of a non religious perspective

  26. PornMan Says:

    I heard hitler had a small penis.

  27. Bomb Bloke Says:

    I heard Hitler killed himself.

  28. Xavier Says:

    I heard jesus was only made out of gods pinky toe, the most wothless toe,

    hitler he came straight from gods heart

    thats right everybody, god now hates minorities

  29. WorstArticle Says:

    this was one of the worst articles i’ve ever read. It’s people like you that make states have the death penalty…The jews have been through enough already without you saying that god feels they deserve it

  30. Ina Says:

    Yeah..
    I read the disclaimer before the post.. But it isn’t just enough. I Hate organized religion myself.. But you need a far better disclaimer than that to dicredit yourself.
    Don’t be an ass.

  31. Some guy Says:

    you have issues dude.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if you burn in hell for all eternity for this.

    Oh, and If that does happen, I’ll be laughing my head off.

  32. Shreddie Says:

    Dude, seriously, lay off the drugs. I read the disclaimer, but still. I won’t say anything horrible at the moment, but go get a job and/or get better things to do. Heck, I don’t even know why I even considered reading your article. Give me my minute of my life back.

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